One day, Winston Churchill went to the bathroom and ran into the head of the Labour Party, who was his political opponent. Churchill took the urinal furthest from him. The head of the Labour Party asked Churchill if he was just being modest. Churchill responded, “Not at all. It’s just that whenever you Labourite chaps see something that is large, privately owned and working well, you want to nationalize it.”
This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.
So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself,
Remember: Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!